people irritate me

So though I haven't been aaaaaaas angry as I usually am lately, lets face it...this is still me we're talking about. So in the past few weeks I have discovered a few things that freaking drive me INSANE.

1) When jack ass horrible drivers cut you off in traffic...blatantly and then wave to you like you just did them some grand favor by slamming your breaks on so as not to slam into the back of them...yeah YOUR WELCOME ASS HOLE. I mean seriously. First of all I let someone into traffic yesterday on my own accord, the man proceeded to wave into his rear veiw mirror for like 10 minutes until i acknowledged that he was infact waving and thanking me for letting him in. this is the only reason I knew what the next ass hole in a blue mini van was doing when he veered across 3 lanes, lingered until i waved, and then veered 2 more to get onto the highway. douche baaaag.

2) When you are standing in line at a grocery store, or any sort of check out counter at any sort of store...and the person behind you is IN YOUR BUBBLE. jesus freakin christ. I just want to turn around and be like "EXCUSE ME, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LOSE YOUR PLACE IN LINE, PLEASE STEP BACK" it fucking drives me in-fucking-sane. The other day i was at marshalls or something and some ginormously fat lady (sorry, its mean, but its true and she was annoying) was flaling around looking at the sale items near the counter or something and kept careening her purse into my ass. i was so fucking irritated i wanted to grab her bag and hit her over the head with it. Then yesterday i had to go to Dicks to get ping pong balls and new pool cues for the SLC and the lady fucked up rining them out and had to re-do the whole thing and the guy behind me was like raping my side he was standing so close. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh it is so annoying

3) Third and finally. When the schedule on the wall says the hours are "6:30-2 and 4-7" it means that the gym will re-open at 4:00" It means that when you come in at 3:40 and stare at the dark gym looking confused...yeah...we arent open yet. we dont open early, we open AT FOUR. and also, one last thing, when you call at 5pm on a monday and ask "what are your hours" and i say 6:30-2" why the sweet FUCK is your response "so you arent open now?". no fuck tard, learn to tell time